Wednesday, February 29, 2012

All grown up now!!

Wasn't Zack Efron like a year or 2 ago like a teeny bopper from the High School Musical movies?! I mean he had that gay shaggy haircut like Justin Bieber, didn't seem to have any muscles & kind of came off like a feminine little bitch. Now it seems like overnight he grew up & looks like a man, with tattoos!! Now older women are going to be ALL over that, eat your heart out to that girl from HS Musical he was dating.

I'm sorry, but Macaulay Culkin looks like an old well dressed crack head now. What happened to the obnoxious cute sweet little boy from the Home Alone movies?! I mean i get that he hasn't had much of a career lately but, that is EXTREME letting yourself go!! Eat a cheeseburger Macaulay, your body can use the fat since your skin is hanging off your bones it needs something to fill it in.

Sean Murray: Then, as a kid in my favorite movie as a kid Hocus Pocus. I never knew until recently that it was him & i read it online. I then realized that's why i love him now, as a successful adult actor on the hit TV show NCIS. He plays a computer nerd/writer on NCIS but still a lovable character. I think i have a thing for nerds on TV hahahhaaha

Monday, February 27, 2012

Why Can't We Be Friends?? & The Agent.

Customer: (comes up behind me to my left) *clears throat* Hi, i came to visit you today.
(Now, I'm ringing up a customer with a big order)
Me: Um, hi.... shopping today??
Customer: No, i came here just to see you. I shopped yesterday & you weren't here... was it your day off??
Me: ....uhhh, yeah. Are you joking?? Are you here to shop today?
Customer: With the gas prices right now, i am not joking. *long pause* WELLLLLLLL... Are you going to talk to me, can we be friends??!!
Me: .... uhhh.... were friendly, i say hi to you and talk when i ring you up....
Customer: Well, i mean OUTSIDE of here, I'd like to see you.
Me: ......uhhh i have a boyfriend & dont know what to say to that.... just no.
Customer: Oh, your a tough one. i like a challenge.
Me: Um, ok i cant talk im ringing someone up.

He's like 40-50 years old, half black half white and an annoying pretentious asshole. & Now he's just becoming a fucking CREEPY customer. I hate how i attract all the nut jobs.

The Agent:
Finishing ringing up a short pudgy customer. Keep in mind that im wearing a brass knuckle necklace that is obviously fake and too small to put anyone but a child's hand in;
Customer: Did you know that brass knuckles are ILLEGAL in New York??
Me: Um, yeah... Everything cool is illegal here.
Customer: Can you fit your hand in that??
Me: No, it's jewelry & my hands aren't THAT small
Customer: Well, i guess you can tell what my profession is.
Me: (sarcastically) What are you a cop or something?
Customer: Close, I'm an AGENT.
Me: Agent? An agent of what??
Customer: (Gives mysterious look) *Walks away*

hahahahahahahhahaha WTF?!?!! Can only happen to me.

Monday, February 13, 2012

This is the song lalalala elmos song


Me: (sarcastically) Of course. How are you today?

Creepy fat guy: Wonderful, but i cant hit on you at work... can i??

Me: (ignores awkward comment) Do you have any coupons today?

Creepy fat guy: Ouch, shut down. Am i allowed to hit on you on the clock?

Me: Um, I don't know how to respond to that.... But I'm taken.

Creepy fat guy: Oh, well that's all you had to say. No need to be rude about it you know like i can handle rejection. So, Blockbuster's going out of business, so I've been stocking up on awesome movies.

Me: Your total comes to blah blah blah

Creepy fat guy: It's too bad your taken, all the good ones are always taken. (pays)

Me: (hand receipt) HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!!

Lady next on line: OMG, that was awkward what a creep!! That man needs a diet a shave and a haircut, & he shouldn't be harassing innocent young cashiers like you. Does this happen to you often.

Me: You have NO idea -_-

This happened yesterday when i was working.
Today people were just rude, but i'm kinda used to that at this point.
Just some lunatics stick out in my mind so much i have to vent/share, not that anyone comments but hopefully i make a reader laugh out loud with some of this shit.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Ear Hair & "Disabled" People

If you are a grown man & have ear hair that it long enough that people can see..... CUT IT, BUZZ IT OR TRIM IT!! They do make ear hair trimmers for men I've seen them in the store!!
I rang up an old Indian man the other day and his ear hair was at least 2 inches long and thick it was disgusting i thought i was going to throw up. It stuck straight outta his ears, like come on guy... no one else is sporting that style there's a reason- It's gross.

Just because you take the motorized shopping carts at a store, doesn't give you the right to call yourself disabled. If you can put big heavy cases of beer in them and stand up and put them on the belt there's obviously nothing wrong with you, your just too fucking lazy to WALK around the store to do your shopping.

Also, i don't believe your disabled if you just huff and puff and make weird grunting noises like the lady from MAD TV. I despise people who pretend like they cant lift anything including a pack of napkins or toilet paper. Paper is probably the lightest stuff in a store you can buy other then marshmallows, so shut the fuck up that isn't heavy & you got it into your cart somehow and your going to have to get it in your car & into your house when you get home.

Now- the grunting huffing puffing lady.... -_O the lady is a nut job;
1. She wants everything double bagged in separate bags, only 1 or 2 items in a bag she can't lift anything heavy (she had a filled cart... i don't have THAT many bags you psycho go buy fucking garbage bags like a normal person)
2. She kept saying how heavy the light stuff like cereal and paper was, but didn't complain aloud when she put up cases of soda, jars of sauce, cans of soup.... isn't that heavy stuff she should be complaining about?!
3. I was helping her bag to get her the fuck off my line already because she was talking to herself out loud & like yelling at her self & I handed her a bad & she GRABBED my hand like hard....
I was like "Um, that's my hand...."
She said "Give me my bag!!"
I said, "if you let go of my hand you can have the bag..."
I know nothing about the disease & this may sound dumb but, how can you have a disease where you can't feel your hands yet you have the ability to grip things? & i thought arthritis is just getting soreness in joints and stuff not numbness....