Monday, February 13, 2012

This is the song lalalala elmos song

Creepy fat guy: DID YOU MISS ME?! I HAVEN'T BEEN IN HERE IN A WHILE I HAVEN'T HAD MONEY TO COME HERE!!

Me: (sarcastically) Of course. How are you today?

Creepy fat guy: Wonderful, but i cant hit on you at work... can i??

Me: (ignores awkward comment) Do you have any coupons today?

Creepy fat guy: Ouch, shut down. Am i allowed to hit on you on the clock?

Me: Um, I don't know how to respond to that.... But I'm taken.

Creepy fat guy: Oh, well that's all you had to say. No need to be rude about it you know like i can handle rejection. So, Blockbuster's going out of business, so I've been stocking up on awesome movies.

Me: Your total comes to blah blah blah

Creepy fat guy: It's too bad your taken, all the good ones are always taken. (pays)

Me: (hand receipt) HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!!

Lady next on line: OMG, that was awkward what a creep!! That man needs a diet a shave and a haircut, & he shouldn't be harassing innocent young cashiers like you. Does this happen to you often.

Me: You have NO idea -_-

This happened yesterday when i was working.
Today people were just rude, but i'm kinda used to that at this point.
Just some lunatics stick out in my mind so much i have to vent/share, not that anyone comments but hopefully i make a reader laugh out loud with some of this shit.

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