Friday, April 20, 2012

Hitlers Birthday

Today is Hitler's birthday. 
Also the day the Columbine shootings happened a few years ago, sad.
Or as stoners across America & possibly other countries (I'm not entirely sure), like to celebrate today as a 'holiday' known as "420".
Arrests will probably be up today considering the police have know about this 'holiday' for years. 
Not to mention that the general stoner public is usually a little on the slow side & they will probably get caught smoking in public or in their car being careless and too high to realize how dumb the holiday is. 

Anyway, I'm working at night tonight. 
So, I might have some interesting stories of ringing up people high out of their minds.


Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Vintage

If i ever get married, i think i would have to have a vintage wedding. 
I am obsessed with anything vintage from like the 1950's, even if it's not originally from then i still love old looking things. 
I would want the dj to play big band swing type music, unless i hired a swing band to play old music all night.
I would want a vintage dress and would want my bridal party to have like lace in their dresses because it makes me think of the 40's and 50's. 
Guys in old school looking pin striped suits, slicked back hair, fedoras, all that fun stuff!!
I don't want a dress with THAT much lace, but i would rock that with the bottom half a solid fabric to break it up a bit. 
I love the idea of an outdoor wedding too, look how cute the sparklers are!!
I LOVE the keyhole part of the dress in the back, & the fact that it's lace.... dieing in love. I just think if i ever wore a dress that was completely lace, I would look ridiculous. 
But i would i guess get something custom top half lace with a keyhole back and the bottom a solid white. 
I think i would also go for a more vintage off white or almost cream color rather then a bright white. 
I'm so pale, i think that bright white would make me look even paler then i already am haha.

I don't really like their color scheme, I'm not really a big orange fan. I also think that is a very ugly shade of pink, but i think it is all just so cute and adorable the way it is set up and laid out.  
I would personally just have chosen a different color scheme.
Even the little bouquets on the tables are adorable. 
Little white twinkle lights to accent everything, i just love it. 
Simple, but elegant all at the same time.

 Aww, even their reception at night was beautifully light with white twinkle lights!! 
I love this, it's not even over done with some crazy expensive venue that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. I can never see myself doing that, i mean i'm sure this wasn't cheap but it's not like Bridezilla status with a venue that charges 30,000 for the day/night plus a cake that costs 10.000. 
That show annoys me and it makes me feel sorry for those people, it's not love it's about money with them. How flashy their wedding will be compared to other people, it's gross. A wedding should just be about showing your love and commitment not how much you spend to make other people look bad.
Just simple, cute beautiful placement to accent the venue the wedding was held.

This, i love. I wasn't sure at first because I'm not really a huge fan of brown. But somehow the more i looked at it, i thought "this color scheme really works and blends well together." 
Maybe because it seems to go nicely with the whole outdoor nature feel of everything. 
I would consider to do that as my color scheme if i ever got married.

ok goodnight.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Bearding

There is a new show on A&E that I'm afraid to admit, I'm obsessed with. 
It is so ridiculous and almost seems staged with the weird or dumb things the older guys say, but the sons are spoiled rotten from money and yet their still rednecks at heart. 
The son turned their duck calls into a multi- million dollar corporation.... it's almost like the Beverly Hillbillies but a reality show instead of a sitcom.

My favorite characters are the two old guys (the father and the uncle) and the son on the left side between the two old men. The old guys babble about crazy old stuff, the uncle is a Vietnam Veteran. 
The son i like in one episode sent his dad and uncle to his little kids career day because he was playing his brother on the right in golf for money. So the first thing his uncle says to these little kids is, "Have you ever heard of NAM?!" 
Then, they skinned rabbits or ducks i forgot which in front of the class and all the little girls screamed.

On a side note: I challenged my boyfriend to grow a beard like them, he accepted the challenge. 
After a week, his beard which wasn't near that length at all was too itchy for him and he surrendered from the bet hahhaha!! I just wanted to see what he would look like with a beard like that.
I'm sure those beards are uncomfortable, smelly and itchy & you probably have to take good care of them or they probably get matted and gross like dog hair.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Vampire In The Bedroom

A guilty pleasure of mine with my man, a little lip biting or nibbling on the neck while making out i think is really cute & sexy.
But just a little advice on that, if you leave a loved one with giant welts & or actually draw blood.... well, you're NOT a vampire so your probably doing something wrong. It is very easy to turn something cute and sexy into something painful and a huge turn off.
Obviously a hickey is a little bruising... but welts, well they are not hickeys. It is proof your partner needs a lesson on what their doing to you, because they are beating you up!!
Unless your into that sort of thing, i mean everyone has their own likes and dislikes. There are people out there who are into S&M which may or may not include beatings and drawing blood for pleasure, not my cup of tea though.
Such a shame when you see people places and you just know, "ouch that had to hurt more then it felt good" LOL!!
Having chapped lips is the worst too, only makes it hurt more with a little cute bite while making out. I'm in pain just thinking about it, i also have chapped lips so i need to get me some chapstick as soon as possible! I see my boyfriend tomorrow night!! hahha

What are some of your guilty pleasures in the bedroom that may either be really sex or a turn off with the wrong or in-experienced person??

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Dial M for Murder

I feel like, people look at my blog but never comment. Maybe if i start writing about outlandish things, i might get a following. I guess the first experiment will be; a random short story about a disgruntled retail employee turned murderer/bank robber??- fictional.

It was the last straw, Victoria had her last nasty customer. The man argued, tried to steal, talked down to her among just not only smelling awful but trying to short change her drawer buy not giving her enough money. That was it, she just couldn't take it anymore.
Unfortunately for the nasty man customer.... who paid with a credit card, Victoria now new his first & last name. Now all Victoria needed to do, was Google the name and find an address for this rude person.

Prepared with rope, duct tape, among other torture devices she sets off to this mans house. On the way getting madder and more frustrated, not being able to make ends meet.
Passed a bank and, well... pulled a U-turn like you would think she was a professional driver. Calmly, walked over towards the door and pulled a mask over her face. Went into the bank and forced the tellers to give her all the money in their drawers. Not greedy, not to get to the safe... just whatever they had in the front. In and out, quickest bank job probably ever. There was no way you could identify her, too smart for that.

Adrenaline pumping, got to the nasty mans house... & well, it wasn't the right person. Unfortunately Google can Google a name but it doesn't mean it is the right person. Just her luck, well... until the next one pisses her off. Disgruntled cashier by day, possible murderer by night. Be nice to the people who work shit jobs, they have the capability of going 'postal'.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Old people = rude/mean, or really sweet and deaf

Why can't old people find a happy medium? Seriously, they all smell awful, they have rotten teeth and yellow nails, it's like... your dieing & 2 of my senses can well, sense it.
I swear it's either their the nastiest rudest people, or their so sweet but so deaf it's very annoying.

So far, i feel that EVERY old person who is really mean and nasty to me.... Well, i just can't help but want to ask them if they know they have a foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

Also, old people like to steal & when you confront them they get defensive and tell you that if they were going to rip off the store it would be for something worth more then $1.00.... meanwhile the product costs more then a dollar.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Spina Bifida


My friend just recently got the results back of her amniocentesis test on her baby girl, and found out her little girl not only has a cyst on her brain... but also she has been diagnosed with Spina Bifida. 
She is due in August so the pregnancy is too far along to have an abortion. She also was in a car accident 6 years ago & broke her pelvis so she cant even have natural child birth so im guessing an abortion too far a long would be another whole slue of problems. 
But, with me being so curious about medical things i had to look up what it was. Read the article below I copied from the site i linked below... It is so sad, she is basically going to have problems and be going to the doctor for the rest of her life.
Obviously she is going to love this little girl no matter what, but it's hard enough to raise healthy kids let alone kids who have disabilities. She asked me to be the godmother yesterday, i said yes.
 
  
"Spina bifida is a neural tube defect that occurs in one out of every 1,000 newborns in the United States. In Canada, one in every 750 babies is born with spina bifida. Spina bifida occurs within the first four weeks of pregnancy, before many women are aware that they are pregnant. For some unexplained reason, the embryo's neural tube (which develops into the brain, spinal cord, and vertebral column) fails to form properly, which results in varying degrees of permanent damage to the spinal column and the nervous system.
 
In the United States, approximately 1,500 infants are born with spina bifida each year. According to the Spina Bifida Association, "Spina bifida is the most frequently occurring permanently disabling birth defect...More children have spina bifida than have muscular dystrophy, multiple sclerosis, and cystic fibrosis combined."
 
One question frequently asked by parents of newborns who have spina bifida, or parents who have found out that their unborn child has spina bifida is, "How will this affect my child?" There is great diversity among the population of people who have spina bifida.
 
Generally, the level of paralysis is related to the level of the spinal defect. The spine is composed of bones called vertebrae. There are five areas of the spine. The highest part of the spina is the cervical (the neck) which is nearest to the skull and composed of seven bones or "vertebrae." Then, in descending order are the 12 thoracic vertebrae (which support the ribs), 5 lumbar vertebrae (the lower back) the fused vertebrae the sacrum and the coccyx (tail bone). "- http://www.waisman.wisc.edu/~rowley/sb-kids/wbwsb.html